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DISHtorted

Distorted Satellite Dish

Dish-torted is a cable marketing group dedicated to bringing customers away from the distortion of dish network and direct tv. Becoming a member of dish-torted, you will be able to list your cable marketing group or cable supplier group on dish-torted cable business listings for free. Cable operators may also become members of dish-torted and have their cable providing services listed. Cable providers can also list themselves into the dish-torted zip code database so when a dish-torted dish customer or potential cable customer types in their zip code, they will be able to find their local cable provider and get rid of the distorted dish!

Distorted Satellite TV

• Your Free Local Network and PEG Channels. - save $5.99 monthly vs. satellite TV.
• Your Local Weather Channel.
• Your Local HD channels.
• Your High Speed Internet Connection.
• Your Telephone Services.
• Library of Video on Demand - VOD.
• Always On/No rain or cloud fade.
• Worry-free installation/No trees to cut down.
• No damaged roofs from Dishgusting dish installations.
• No expensive satellite equipment to buy.
• No long term contracts to fulfill.
• No antennas or multiple satellite dishes required.
• No expensive replacement or repair costs.

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